I'm drive I can fine osifer
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
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