He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
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