Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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