office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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