Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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