Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
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