That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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