is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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