I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I just cut my nipple shaving
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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