You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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