When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
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