Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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