I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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