Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
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