reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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