More tranny stories later!
My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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