Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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