**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
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