But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
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