Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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