Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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