he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
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