my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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