would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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