i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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