R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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