Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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