White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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