Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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