Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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