I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
Randomize
