thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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