new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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