whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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