In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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