i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Help me help you realize you are a moron
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
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