Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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