She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
Randomize