Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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