I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
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