I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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