hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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