nut hugger
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
Randomize
