I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
It's rum buckets o'clock
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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