called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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