Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
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