it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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