he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Randomize
