i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
Randomize
