Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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