Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
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You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
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