bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
i out mim tonsoeep
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