yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
My ATM looks so different sober.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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