i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Randomize
