Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
It's official drugs can't kill me
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
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